Katie and Baby Make Five

In all this news about Katie Holmes and her marriage to Tom Cruise there's one bit that always seem to get forgotten. Or rather two. The children Tom adopted with his previous wife, Nicole Kidman.

According to Katie Holmes the new baby, Suri, gets on really well with the older two children.

But one thing that still puzzles me: if the reason that they did adopt was that Tom Cruise can't have children, then where did Katie Holmes' baby come from?

Arise Sir Stewart?

Given the way things go in the UK Penny Lancaster won't have too long to wait to become Lady Stewart.

Rod's got his CBE and so is in the waiting room for the K. Another decade or so should see it happen.

So not bad timing for Penny Lancaster to bcome Mrs. Stewart. Well, maybe not actually, Rod's not been known for managing tokeep a marriage going for a decade, has he?

How To Justify it?

Circumcision I mean.

How do we justify lopping a piece off the end of an infant todger?

There's the religious reasons, of course, there's a few medical as well.

But I'd not heard this one before, that circumcision actually leads to increased sexual pleasure.